Note the 'For now' part of the original statement.
Erm… so… shower? I was gonna send these to Luce in preparation for the likelihood that she’ll see me nude on holiday, but to be fair, she’s more likely to appreciate them here.
This virtually counts as a early present for topless tuesday, which you’re never actually gonna get.
I do mean that though, you’ll never actually get it. Unless you happen to untie my bikini and it happens to be a tuesday and I’m not quick enough to save myself, which has happened once. Or you’re lucky enough to have permission.